The Lovely Gals’s gossip: Is the lack of boobs or butt makes us less attractive?

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My dear Beard,

Do you find a girl with a flat chest and has no butt still sexy? Or you and your friends always dream about someone like Beyonce or Kim Kardashian, do you?

I don’t like Kim, but Beyonce is super sexy with her great sand-clock body shape. Half of the men I know love Beyonce and would want to replace Jay-Z in her bed. Scott – my friend from London told me: “If they ever divorce, I’ll be there!”. I just laughed so hard when he said that, but then I had to say it’s true: men like full boobs and butts.

Years ago, I wore a white áo dài on the first day at high school. For those who don’t know what is áo dài: it’s a long dress goes with long pant for Vietnamese women, has being used for a traditional costume for big events. White áo dài is the uniform for girls at high school which has become a romantic Vietnamese symbol in movie and photography. Áo dài covers the whole woman’s body but still makes her looks super sexy with curves. So, that was my problem when wearing that f*cking áo dài because I was too skinny and had no curves at all. I looked like a moving flat TV while all the other girls in my class looked like contestants in Miss Vietnam pageant. I had no boyfriend during my high school and believed it was because of the lack of my boobs and butt.

There are some struggles just girls who have no boobs and butts can understand. Such as: always wearing push up padded bras that are so warm, less confident at the beach, riding bikes hurts, never able to celebrate National ass day in the USA, etc. I used to find the kind of articles called How to get a J.Lo behind or 12 ways to get rid of your flat boobs…

Then one day in my 20-somethings I decided not to think too much about it. I asked myself: “Hey Oanh, you want to look like a porn star, do you?”. Look at Keira Knightley, she’s confident and gorgeous. I realized the confidence indeed shows a woman’s beauty, and that is an irresistible attractive quality. Everything I can do is just love myself and my body.

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So Beards, if you still do not find girls with small boobs and butts are attractive, here are some hints:

1. Small boobs can be sexy
I agreed Kate Upton is sexy with her watermelon sized breasts, but unfortunately she’s not available for dating now. The other girls who have lemon sized boobs can be hot too. Common Beards, they are fit with your hands, aren’t they? A friend of mine said when I asked him about the size: “I found it’s sexy, and I am sure a lot of other men feel the same. I think many men do not even realize that flat chests turn them on before they have a girlfriend like that”. And you won’t die because of the stop breathing accidently by those giant boobs when sleeping with her.

2. Kate Moss is a flat chested girl
Do you know another Kate called Kate Moss? If not, go home and talk with your knees. Kate has nothing on her breast’s region but the nipples. Then she has everything in this world: fame, money, and even some husbands. Many skinny girls with mosquito-bite-look boobs can go to the fashion industry and be much more successful than girls with big tits. It’s a rule there.

3. She looks cute and young
When dating with a skinny girl with the lack of boobs and butt, you can lose your worries about their aging. She absolutely will not have a pig mother shape when gets old. She won’t have to purchase two seats on the plane. She can move quickly like a small cat in the kitchen. She’s cute and look much younger than most of her friends. Actually, she can fit with children clothes though.

4. Big butt can be annoy
One of my colleagues has a 1- meter-butt in measurement. She finds it really hard to do the headstand in yoga because of the massive butt. She has to buy top and bottom separately at the bikini shop. Another colleague who also struggles with her great ass when people make a joke about her way of walking or running. They call her “duck mother.” So tiny butt can be an advantage from that points of view.

5. Small but real
Well, they are small, but real, fortunately. Boob job or butt job are good to those who like them. But it’s not a bad idea either for girls who choose to love their natural body. It’s true that bubble butt is more fun-sounding than pancake butt, but it’s also true that pancakes are delicious itself. Real taste!

Now I wake up every morning with the same boobs and butt size, no, they are a little bit better now. Thanks to those soy milk daily, something went up from A (cup) to B (cup), something is still small but goes well with my Asian body look which is not bad at all. Instead of being upset with boobs and butt, I say thanks to God that I am still alive and get one more day to eat my favorite mango salad. I have dated men and none of them had complained about my body but gave it compliments. Except one guy said the left one is slightly bigger than the right. Oh really? Whatever, it’s normal.

Your girl.

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